• Tessa: I love going to the movies by myself.
    • Rusty: Me too. Cheaper as well.
    • Tessa: How cheaper?
    • Rusty: You don't have to pay for a date.
    • Tessa: Why don't you just not pay for your date.
    • Rusty: Because The South.
  1. wunderkindof:

40s-era fairy drawings that depict star fields as if they grew on trees.

    wunderkindof:

    40s-era fairy drawings that depict star fields as if they grew on trees.

    (via revenant-heroine)

  2. farrox:

    farrox:

    Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

    I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

    (via revenant-heroine)

  3. “The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands.”
    Leonardo da Vinci (via observando)
  4. typicalness:

    why-cant-i-be-hot-and-witty:

    sixpenceee:

    thatthinggggg:

    hobbledehoy-hamza:

    sixpenceee:

    THE SEANCE (USE HEADPHONES, YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES)

    What, what, what.

    It sounds like she is right behind you.

    Listen to this in the dark at 3 a.m. I dare you! 

    Original video

    Another 3D Audio: Torture Chamber

    FUCK THIS

    HOLY SHIT

    Someone ban sixpenceee from posting at midnight bc now I can’t go to sleep 

    WOW THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

    OH MY FUCKING LORD

    (via sixpenceee)

  5. oldpaintings:

Ivan IV the Terrible visited by the ghosts of those he murdered by  Baron Mikhail Petrovich Klodt von Jurgensburg (Russian, 1835—1914)

    oldpaintings:

    Ivan IV the Terrible visited by the ghosts of those he murdered by  Baron Mikhail Petrovich Klodt von Jurgensburg (Russian, 1835—1914)

    (via sixpenceee)

  6. wrote-miss-ibis:

    cellarspider:

    lyricalred:

    whiskyrunner:

    Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

    look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

    And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

    And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

    So metal

    (Source: jenkristofu, via sixpenceee)

  7. How to remind everyone you are chaotic neutral

    outofcontextdnd:

    GM: Oh no, it looks like the zombies are your old teammates! What do you do?

    Me: I cast fire ball. 

    *the rest of my companions gasp in horror*

    Me: *shrugs* they were lousy teammates.

    (via revenant-heroine)

  8. karydactyl:

    leadfeathers:

    geekerypokery:

    jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

    Titled: Brace for It.

    I had braces for six years, and let me tell you, I thought about this A LOT.

  9. dragondicks:

    there’s a prevalent attitude in media that any sexuality other than heterosexuality is more sexual and adult than heterosexuality, which is the norm, the default and “innocent”. It needs to stop immediately

    (via mavkakiss)

  10. So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

    (Source: vraieronique, via mavkakiss)